1) How do fish party? Seaweed!
2) Confucious says: Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
3) Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly?
4) If there is a God and that God created medical cannabis, does that make God a pharmacist?
5) You ever hear the one about the stoner who studied five days for a urine test?
6) What do you call one bowl between three medical cannabis patients? Malnutrition.
7) One day I was drunk and stoned at my friends house and found their medical cannabis on the floor. I told them someone was going to trip on it, so I smoked it.
8) The pot paradox: An empty bowl needs to be filled and a full bowl needs to be emptied.
9) What does Andy Pandy get when he goes down on Raggidy Ann? Cotton-mouth
10) What do you call a couple of stoners having sex? Baked Lays!