#Oscars #OG @WeedConnection

Weed and music make everything better, but marijuana makes music, and music and weed help make movies…. Weed Connection is not just about that kush candy, but also includes everything else the culture encompasses such as both ear and eye candy, plus some munchies….it is all connected. This OG Cannabis Infotainment is information and entertainment and what really makes a good movie is a great story, one that you can follow and enjoy while you are high. Get the dank creativity inspiring slash sensory stimulating Oscars OG @WeedConnection (medz), peep the The Academy Awards and/or some dope movies, and follow for more stoner movie reviews probably returning soon….

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#OscaRs #OG @WeedConnection

#PeterTosh #LegalizeIt @WeedConnection

Peter Tosh (10/19/1944 – 9/11/1987) was a Jamaican reggae musician who was a core member of the band The Wailers (1963-1974), and who afterwards had a successful solo career as well as being a promoter of Rastafari. Peter Tosh was born in Grange Hill, Jamaica, and was raised by his aunt. He began to sing and learn guitar at an early age, inspired by American radio stations. After a notable career with The Wailers and as a solo musician, he was murdered in his home during a robbery. He is most well known in the United States for his songs, Legalize It and Stepping Razor. Weed Connection honors him for both his music and activism. #Bong #RiP #LegalizeIt #SteppingRazor Video of Legalization Speech @ Jamaican World Music Festival, Montego Bay, 1982.

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#PeterTosh @WeedConnection

#Stoner #Jokes #3 @WeedConnection

1) How do fish party? Seaweed!

2) Confucious says: Man who stand on toilet high on pot.

3) Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly?

4) If there is a God and that God created medical cannabis, does that make God a pharmacist?

5) You ever hear the one about the stoner who studied five days for a urine test?

6) What do you call one bowl between three medical cannabis patients? Malnutrition.

7) One day I was drunk and stoned at my friends house and found their medical cannabis on the floor. I told them someone was going to trip on it, so I smoked it.

8) The pot paradox: An empty bowl needs to be filled and a full bowl needs to be emptied.

9) What does Andy Pandy get when he goes down on Raggidy Ann? Cotton-mouth

10) What do you call a couple of stoners having sex? Baked Lays!

#Stoner #Jokes @WeedConnection
#Stoner #Jokes @WeedConnection

#Stoner #Jokes #2 @WeedConnection

1) How do you get a one-armed hippie out of a tree? Pass him a joint!

2) What is the difference between politicians and stoners? They don’t inhale, they just suck.

3) A cop pulls a stoner over and says, “Sir, your eyes are glazed. Have you been smoking marijuana?” The stoner replies, “No officer. Your eyes looks glazed. Have you been eating donuts?”

4) Why did the stoner cross the street? His medical cannabis provider is located on the other side!

5) How many stoners does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. At least one of them has a lighter.

6) What is a stoners favorite dessert? A pot-pie!

7) What do you call it when you find a bag of nugs? Pot-luck!

8) What do you call a medicated Pikachu? Tokemon

9) What to you call an epileptic who uses medical marijuana to help with seizures? Shake and bake

10) Free you mind, free your soul. Smoke some weed and let it all go.

#Stoner #Jokes @WeedConnection
#Stoner #Jokes @WeedConnection

#Stoner #Jokes #1 @WeedConnection

1) How do u keep a stoner’s attention? Use the joint as a microphone!

2) What do you call it when the ash from a roach hits your shirt? A pothole!

3) If there are two potheads in the back of a car, then who is driving? The cops!

4) What do you call a medical marijuana patient with two spliffs? Double-jointed!

5) What do you call two medical cannabis patients medicating together? A joint effort!

6) How does a football game between Jamaica and Columbia end? It does not end because the Jamaicans smoke all the grass and the Columbians snort all the lines.

7) What do you call money that grows on trees? Weed

8) What do Wheel of Fortune and a collective with compassionate pricing have in common? The both charge $250 for an “O”

9) What do you call a couple of stoners having sex? Baked lays!

10) How do you keep a stoner in suspense? Answer [and more jokes] coming soon…

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#Stoner #Jokes @WeedConnection